I'm super exhausted from dealing with RTF and HTML and back and forth and 18,115 words is a BIG document to deal with, so for now, here is the link to read my fic on tumblr. This was my "hiatus" project, and though I thought I might write a second fun little Kurt/Blaine fic too, this one became so absorbing it took me the whole hiatus. I don't want to meta too much on my own fic when no one has even read it yet, so I will shut up now.

Switch: Chris/Darren/Mia RPF

ETA someone just reblogged it with this



So I'm pretty happy already.

I posted this on my fic tumblr so if you do use tumblr to like or reblog fic I would love that there! And also here. :D

Pairing: Chris & Darren
Rating: PG-13 or R ish
Words: 1,740 (maybe 1 of 2? but that will be a little later)
Notes: friendship, implied sexy funtimes with other people, party drug use. Based on a tweet or two that reported Chris at some utterly ridiculous White Party kickoff event last night (and a lot of silly texts about it with colfer), and the upcoming anniversary of the magical joy that was Coachella!Darren.

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I was home sick tonight, missing masheek2's birthday party and feeling rotten about it and watching Downton Abbey. After the drugs started to work and wife fell asleep, I got obsessed with finding some fun. icons and, well, there weren't any. As I've disclaimed before, I have NO ICON SKILLS. So here. Band I love + crappy photoshop tricks + lots of cold pills. Enjoy?

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And happy happy OMG 30th birthday to my dear masheek2! I hope you had fun bb! ♥

Words: 2520
Contains: gratuitous Italian and cocktail porn. so basically, a fic by me.

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Just some schmoop and gratuitous liquor talk. Going to add some other little parts to it about the night of his birthday and obligatory drunk Darren birthday kiss (because Darren being ~that guy~ is so very canon) and maybe the morning after. But not today. So here's this. IDK IDK.

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Title: Halasana
Rating: NC-17, I would imagine. Really quite PWP. Also crack.
Words: 3,230
Warnings: auto-fellatio; gratuitous gymnastics; indulgent abuse of yoga terminology; anatomically improbable acts.
Author Notes: this is all colfer's fault. Surprise!

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Title: a step from what is obvious
Pairings: Chris/Cory (Monfer ♥), Chris & Darren
Rating: well, there's sex. hopefully hot sex.
Words: 9,370
Notes: this is primarily a Chris/Cory story, in that they are the couple and (spoiler alert) they have the sex. But more than that it's a story about friendships and relationships, and the complicated business of loving Chris Colfer.
Appreciation: canadiankracka and Mel for being the best VICs ever, and colfer for shipping it so hard and helping me figure out what it was all about ♥

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Title: A Sliding Scale
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine/Finn/Rachel
Rating: definitely very NC-17/PWP/GSF
Words: 7,837
Spoilers: yes. One song, 2.14 previews and speculation thereon. Posting now before it's Jossed.
Warnings: mild consensual D/s; alcohol
Author's Notes: this is an MMMF foursome. If Rachel's participation is an issue this probably isn't for you. However, I will say that I don't generally believe in de-gaying canonically gay people or characters, and I have not done that here. So, spoiler alert, Kurt's gay remains basically as pristine as it was in canon. Blaine's is not so clear, but that's the entire premise of the speculative spoilers, oui?

Follows and could be viewed as a sequel to Good Game (Kurt/Blaine/Finn)

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